Kenny Felder graduated from Enloe High School, barely. He then went to UNC-Chapel Hill where, in a determined effort to avoid making up his mind, he wound up majoring in English and Physics. After working for ten years in the software industry, he joined RCHS in 1999, where he currently teaches Algebra, Calculus, and Physics. He maintains a Web page with papers on Math and Physics topics. He has four children. He used to play ping-pong, racquetball, and chess, back in the day. He makes up harmonies but cannot read music. He dazzles small children with his ability to play any song on the guitar using only three chords. He wishes he could ski. He has gone bungee jumping, parachuting, and fire walking, but only once each. He knows the Beatles and Monty Python better than you do. He is a charter member of the Self Knowledge Symposium, which he considers far more important than the quadratic formula.